6

i wake up at like 6am

i usually fall back asleep

the tv and xbox was still on

i wanted to play a dvd to fall asleep to

i put my hand on the bed as if i was holding a mouse

(there is no mouse for the xbox)

and actually dragged it while looking at the tv

realized nothing was moving and rolled over and went back to sleep

good thing no one saw that..

5

so i'm washing my dishes

and grab the sponge from the holder (cup)

and i'm scrubbing cheese from this cleaver

i finish up and put the cleaver into the cup instead of the sponge

good thing no one saw that

4

i wake up
hang around for a sec
brush my teeth
wash my face
i wanted cereal
head to the kitchen
set up my bowl and spoon combo next to the sink
head across the kitchen to the fridge
pull out the milk
leave the fridge open since it's gonna be quick work
set the milk next to the bowl
go across the kitchen again to the rice krispies
pour the cereal into the bowl
grab the cereal box to put it back
on my way back i noticed the fridge was open
without thinking i put the cereal box into the fridge
..i'm an idiot
good thing no one saw that

3

So I wake up late for work (should've left 10 mins ago)
brush my teeth and get my clothes on
get in the car put on some jams
i've got 15 minutes to get to mentor which is usually a 20 min drive
i'm on the freeway pushin 90
somehow made it to work with 1 minute left
unplug my ipod, get my keys out of the ignition
open the door and push it to get out
i try to get out really fast and OOF
the seatbelt was still on....i looked like an idiot
good thing no one saw that

2

So I'm playing single player campaign in Gears Of War 2
all the while enjoying an ice cold water WITH half slush
after a very interesting cut scene i grab the water bottle to drink and all of a sudden
i feel the bottle cap hit my lips shutting me down from delicious H20 i'm disappointed
good thing no one saw that...

1

so i boil a veggie dog
put it in a bun
with the dog in one hand
i pick up a ketchup bottle in the other
i shake the hot dog bun as if it was the ketchup
good thing no one saw that