9

i'm having lunch with friends

i got a veggie burger and fries

after a few bites i notice that some mustard/ketchup fell onto my finger

i grab a napkin and wipe my finger off but noticed it was very smooth and didnt get too much off

i look down and realized that i wiped my finger off with the extra lettuce that i left on my plate

the napkin was right next to it

good thing no one saw that...

8

i threw something into the clothes basket that didnt belong in there...i can't seem to remember what it was

good thing no one saw that

7

i woke up with a killer sore throat

i make my way to the kitchen to take medicine

i set it up

cup here, water is boiling for tea and aspirin is in my hands

i get a tea bag and throw it into the cup

but i heard a clinking noise and look in

i see three tablets of aspirin in there..

good thing no one saw that