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i'm having lunch with friends

i got a veggie burger and fries

after a few bites i notice that some mustard/ketchup fell onto my finger

i grab a napkin and wipe my finger off but noticed it was very smooth and didnt get too much off

i look down and realized that i wiped my finger off with the extra lettuce that i left on my plate

the napkin was right next to it

good thing no one saw that...