so i was making sandwich right?
set everything up;plates, mustard,mayo and tofurkey slices all in front of the toaster
throw the bread in the toaster and go play for a few minutes
i come back and assemble everything
bam spreadin' mayo
sphladaow squeezin' for muxtard
throw the slices on and sealed the deal with the other piece of toast
now since i'm a grown ass man i have to put all this stuff away
but since i was jonesin' to destroy this sandwich i hurried
put the slices back in the fridge
ran back and put the mayo lid on the pointy part of the mustard bottle and knocked it over
there's mustard on the counter now
good thing no one saw that....
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