3

So I wake up late for work (should've left 10 mins ago)
brush my teeth and get my clothes on
get in the car put on some jams
i've got 15 minutes to get to mentor which is usually a 20 min drive
i'm on the freeway pushin 90
somehow made it to work with 1 minute left
unplug my ipod, get my keys out of the ignition
open the door and push it to get out
i try to get out really fast and OOF
the seatbelt was still on....i looked like an idiot
good thing no one saw that

2

So I'm playing single player campaign in Gears Of War 2
all the while enjoying an ice cold water WITH half slush
after a very interesting cut scene i grab the water bottle to drink and all of a sudden
i feel the bottle cap hit my lips shutting me down from delicious H20 i'm disappointed
good thing no one saw that...

1

so i boil a veggie dog
put it in a bun
with the dog in one hand
i pick up a ketchup bottle in the other
i shake the hot dog bun as if it was the ketchup
good thing no one saw that